Trump, Enfant Deplorable In Search Of A Spanking From Daddy. Mueller Gave Congress The Paddle.

Deep inside the 300 pounds of criminal hair plugged blancmange that is currently POTUS is a hurt, inadequate, little boy that was desperate for the approval and camaraderie of the military school his father sent him to, but his character was already formed.
Nature gave him psychopathy and learning problems, nurture gave him a doolally disinterested mother, an abusive father who was a Klan member, tax evading fraudster and real estate shyster from whom little Donnie inherited a sense of self-entitlement as nouveau riche eurotrash used to greasing the palms of city officials and organised crime mobsters.
I’d feel sorry for him but you might as well feel sorry for Hitler for not getting into art college.
Don’t just blame Trump.
Blame every officer of the law from beat cop to District Attorney that allowed his corruption to flourish by turning a blind eye in return for political donations for decades.
Including NBC for presenting a six times bankrupt semi-literate serial sex pest as a successful business owner on The Apprentice.
MAGA rubes who think “reality shows” are actually reality and not scripted advertisements presented by sponsored celebrities are the same gullible Americans who hand over their welfare checks to buy televangelists private planes and think the NRA is about the 2nd amendment instead of the merchandising arm of the gun manufacturers whose products kill 40 000 people in the US every year.
They’ll believe anything Murdoch tells them if it’s wrapped in stars & stripes with a soundtrack of Liberty Belle or Springsteen.
Trump has never had a friend in his life, just hangers on hoping money or fame will come their way – no wonder he invented John Barron to spruik his imaginary achievements, no one else ever had a good word to say about Trump except when they were lying to line their own pocket.
Republicans don’t like or admire Trump, they just want lunch in the Oval Office & re-election. Trump has never had the mental or emotional capacity to relate to anyone.
Trump’s an amoral insult comic with a personality disorder born into money, but MAGA think he’s the American Dream.
For Trump, a distinguished war record and being the son of an Admiral and a Senator with a loving family like John McCain is his own private American Dream, but he can never admit that.
Who would he admit it to? His hyena children, his third trophy wife or any of the lackeys and golddiggers that hang around him? It’s lonely in the White House bunker.
Trump won’t be lonely in jail after he’s left the White House but if anyone thinks it’s going to inspire reflection or empathy in him they’re as insane as he is.
It’s cruelty to a dumb animal at this point, like letting a dog shite on the kitchen floor for fifteen years then suddenly rubbing his nose in it on the way out the door to get him euthanised.
Meanwhile, he has the nuclear codes because 1 in 4 Americans who bothered to vote are racist imbeciles who think a wall will stop immigration or are the self-dealing robber barons posing as GOP Senators.
Trump is an opportunist who has attracted other opportunists to his coattails without making a single friend who’d stick by him if he was broke. Which he is.
Which is why he’s scared of releasing his tax returns.
And terrified of copping a novocheck burger courtesy of Putin, who knows his secrets and holds his IOUs.
Meanwhile, Barr poisoned the well with propaganda over the three weeks he took to release the redacted Mueller Report, the lies of “exoneration” and “cooperation” made obvious in glaring light of public scrutiny.
Mueller outlined Congress’ duty to impeach Trump and the case to do so, explaining that current DOJ policy prevents criminal indictment of a sitting President, but upon leaving Office, there are many points on which to prosecute Trump for the crimes he committed both in public and private view.
Mueller’s investigation has gaoled Trump’s campaign staff, his first National Security Advisor, his personal lawyer among others plus indicted thirty Russian intelligence officers.
Special Counsel’s office also passed over a dozen Federal and State investigations that are currently being processed but no doubt will end in stickiness for Trump’s adult con-artist kids Don Jr and Ivanka (still occupying a White House advisor position where she shmoozes dictators for business deals) and her husband Jared Kushner (currently ditto, his BFFs the murderous Netanyahu and MBS of particular concern to the national security and intelligence agencies who refused Ivanka and Jared’s security clearances…..trump imperiously waved aside the evidence and the safety of humanity in order to hire his family and increase his personal wealth, as despots do.)
The White House has been revealed by Mueller to be exactly as dozens of whistleblowers over the last two years have described it ad nauseum – irrevocably inept and corrupt, staffed by fringe lunatics, pathological liars and self-appointed unelected caretakers of a Commander In Chief woefully out of his depth and recalcitrant in his criminal intent to obstruct justice and protect his image at dire cost to democracy.
Barr’s attempt to postpone the inevitable exposure of trump’s corruption has only served to further humiliate a Republican Party that stood up to Nixon in the seventies, voted to impeach Clinton for lying to Congress about a seriously dodgy abuse of power in an affair with a bright-eyed intern in the nineties but has collaborated with the moral and intellectual vacuum of trump even as the evidence mounts and international alliances dissolve.
Mitch McConnell refused Obama’s request to make a bipartisan statement condemning the Russian attacks on the election process.  McConnell has pandered to Trump and schemed against the public interest for the enrichment of his cronies throughout every degradation trump has inflicted upon Americans.
Now a clear cut case for removal of a corrupt President is likely to be ignored by a GOP Senate unwilling to uphold their Constitutional duty when the House passes the vote for impeachment.
Ignoring Trump’s unfitness for Office invites chaos.
No-one is above the law in America.  Trump has to pay for his crimes as an example to all who enter public office.
Shame Trump had to wait seventy years before a strong man like Mueller gave him tough love and a public spanking.

Paddy’s Day Gig Prelude For Fibber’s

Swinford, Mayo, Ireland, was hive of activity over Paddy’s Day weekend and locals were treated to music and comedy that showcased Irish talent whilst supporting On The Rocky Road Again, a fundraiser devised by Stephen Kelly, aka “Cowboy” of Netflix series Hardy Bucks.

St Patrick’s Day is always a tricky date to schedule evening events in Ireland, especially with revamped anti-drink driving laws, so turnout for this cornucopia of talent afforded fans an intimate but lively gig – their follow up Dublin gig in Fibber Magees on March 23 will be even livelier.

The Paddy’s Day gig at Swinford’s Gateway Hotel had a mellow start with local musician Vincent Murtagh entertaining before comedy trio Three Bucks Left (Cowboy, French Toast & Salmon of Hardy Bucks fame) took to the stage to welcome supporters & thank musicians for volunteering their talent and time to support a worthy cause.

French Toast (aka Peter Cassidy) could charm birds out of the trees (or possibly kid you up a tree before cutting it down on you, he has the twinkling Irish eyes of a lovable rogue, one look into them and I found myself grateful not to be walking away with a lighter wallet plus a cob pony) and had the crowd up and dancing in no time to the fiddle, flute, guitars & lusty vocals of 4degrees West who performed the compulsory cannon of Irish songs required for Paddy’s Day, eg Whiskey In The Jar.

Michael Salmon’s developing comic talent is Andy Kaufman-like in its blend of self-conscious stream of consciousness replete with tentative pauses and a handy dandy notebook….whether Salmon is a wistful Don Marquis or a William McGonnegal is entirely open to question, as his straight faced delivery is matched by a (one assumes) shy aloofness that deters approach by fans such as I.

Not so aloof were Cowboy and French Toast, their comedic entrance was old timey music hall banter…perhaps aided by few pints of “the black stuff” (never mind Lenten promises, it was Paddy’s Day, after all.)

The much anticipated Mystery Guest was (probably to no-one’s surprise and guaranteed to no-one’s disappointment) Owen Colgan aka “Buzz”, Hardy Bucks star, actor, writer, comedian and social media butterfly whose Instagram posts are surrealism at its most sincere & self aware.

Colgan made his stage entrance to strains of “eye of the tiger” in fighting fit form and promptly put the biggest chap in the room in a headlock. As the biggest chap was my husband, I did get to enjoy a seemingly endless moment trapped like a moth overdosing on lamp in the glow of Colgan’s periwinkle orbs (poised above those of my likewise blue-eyed hubby) before the lads bounced with enthusiasm onto the stage.  A minor tussle with the mic stand and some good natured banter was the extent of Colgan’s official appearance….his stand up act will be much anticipated at the Dublin gig.

Hardy Bucks spotters (yeah, alright, me) noted Big Mick “check for an Adam’s apple” from the TV series amongst the crowd as the night charged on with performances by sweet & soulful Sean Joyce, a phat set from Con Murphy and a tight Seattle grunge-influenced closing act from The Kerbs.

The musical talent on display was truly impressive and the upcoming Irish summer will be a great one for live music sessions if the Swinford gig was a taster.

On The Rocky Road Again raises funds for Beaumont Hospital, a karmic payback by a grateful Stephen “Cowboy” Kelly, whose life was saved by emergency surgery at Beaumont after suffering a brain aneurysm in 2016.

The Mayo and Dublin gigs (tickets at are a lead up to the main event this Easter weekend. An endurance relay by Kelly and Cassidy (plus any friend with cardio fitness) running 240kmsish from Dublin to Castlebar.  Good Friday will see the lads set off from Dublin and it’s hoped Easter Sunday will see them arrive victorious into Castlebar to cheering supporters.

Donations can be made to the worthy cause by donating

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